The Alien Dead (1980) Movie Review

My production values are going down a bit. It was bad enough I decided to bother this youtube/movie making endeavor without proper equipment such as After Effects, or some other proper video editing software. However, I decided to go forward with it. In my latest video review, I inject a cut scene of Atreyu sinking into the swamp of sadness playing through my computer screen on youtube and recorded through my phone. I have to do this as I can't seem to find a proper free way to rip youtube videos and I can't justify the expense until I get some type of viewership that is willing to back me or that generates ad revenue.

Why do I bother saying this? It's because I don't give a shit - I don't give a shit and it's freeing. Perhaps some might mock me for being so low tech. Let um. I'm having fun editing garbage in my iMovie thing. I say to them; "enjoy the shit show, you fake bourgeoisie! And... could you spare a dime?"

I also intend to create the most obnoxious youtube thumbnails possible. It will just be me making the dumbest faces possible and if I can get away with putting (covered) boobs into them, you damn know I'm gonna.

Alligator (1980) Movie Review

So, this review turned out to be a bit of a train wreck, but I think it actually has some laughs in it (in that the jokes are fucking atrocious and it's kind of funny to watch). This is the first movie review of my very, VERY long voyage attempting to review every horror movie ever created in the 80s.

The hardest part will be, 1. actually doing it, and 2. finding movies that I might not know about. Although I do have a decent knowledge of horror movies, I am continually shocked of how many have managed to go under my radar. I am using this list of 80s horror movies on Wikipedia. Feel free to message me informing me of any missing movies.

Hope you enjoy the first effort. I will try harder.